Would you go out someone like me?

I heard girls like guys to be mysterious, so I tried to be mystifying and strange around my girlfriend last year. I grew my hair, pierced both sides of my nose, and asked her to call me Pandora. Every time we saw each other, I would widen my eyes and gawk at her unblinking like I was some sort of E.T. specimen. I would prowl around her house at night, and peer through her window so that she would notice me. For her birthday, I bought her a ferret with diabetes. I put up posters of serial killers in my room, and adopted a little African boy named Zeus. Needless to say, she broke up with me. I don't think she could handle the puzzle that my life had become.